urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:valcyrie Trespassers Will Be Violated! Owen 2006-04-28T16:17:20Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:valcyrie:20978 2006-04-28T16:17:20Z 2006-04-28T16:17:20Z Sponge - Plowed So every time I drive by an oil rig I think to my self. Wow you know theres a lot of money to be made out here for a whore with a boat! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:valcyrie:20555 2006-02-14T07:16:20Z 2006-02-14T07:16:20Z <center><table background="#FFFFFF" border="0" style="border: 1px solid black;" width="450">&lt;td align="center"&gt; <b><font size="+1">Owen McNeel --</font></b><br /> <font size="+1">[noun]:</font><br /><br />A dance involving little to no clothing <br /><br /> <a style="color: #FF0000;" href="http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz.php?id=83">'How will you be defined in the dictionary?'</a> at <a href="http://www.quizgalaxy.com" style="color: #FF0000;">QuizGalaxy.com</a>&lt;/td&gt;</table></center> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:valcyrie:20274 2006-02-14T07:05:39Z 2006-02-14T07:05:39Z <a href="http://kevan.org/johari?name=Valcyrie">http://kevan.org/johari?name=Valcyrie</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:valcyrie:20111 2006-02-03T01:02:53Z 2006-02-03T01:02:53Z uunicg So I stole this form athenamac and pocketscoon but here it is have fun all.You are welcome to fill it out or not, all statements will be understood to mean “if you weren’t taken of course” <br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br />1. Would you fuck me/let me fuck you?<br /><br />2. What positions?<br /><br />3. Would you go down on me?<br /><br />4. Would you fuck me hard?<br /><br />5. Would I fuck you the first night we met?<br /><br />6. Would you let me pull your hair while we fucked? Or would you pull mine?<br /><br />7. Would we fuck in the shower?<br /><br />8. Would you handcuff me or tie me to the bed and then fuck me, or let me do that to you?<br /><br />9. Would you have a 3-some with me?<br /><br />10. What about me makes you want me?<br /><br />11. Would you talk dirty while we fucked?<br /><br />12. What locations would we fuck?<br /><br />13. Would we do it in front of people?<br /><br />14. Would we fuck more than once?<br /><br />15. Would we fuck in the rain?<br /><br />16. Would you have phone sex with me?<br /><br />17. Would you cheat on me?<br /><br />18. Would you break my heart?<br /><br />19. If I gave you my heart would you love it or let it go?<br /><br />20. Would you fuck me once and leave me the next day?<br /><br />21. Would you tell me the truth no matter what it is or what you do?<br /><br />22. Are you gonna re-post this to see if and how I want to fuck you?<br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:valcyrie:19716 2006-02-02T18:43:31Z 2006-02-02T18:44:38Z ds9 <font color="#ff0000" size="7">Happy Ground Hog Day! Happy Happy Happy <font color="#3366ff">Happy Happy Happy </font>Happy Happy Happy <font color="#993399">Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy </font>Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy <font color="#33cc00">Happy Happy Happy Happy</font> Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy . <font color="#666666">Shadow aaaaaaaaaaaa</font>.</font> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:valcyrie:19652 2006-01-10T00:24:50Z 2006-01-10T00:24:50Z On The Precipice Of Defeat <a href="http://www.bleachportal.net/bleach/interactive/pquiz/index"><img src="http://www.bleachportal.net/interactive/pquiz/images/ifirjjkt.jpg" border="0"><br />Take The Quiz Yourself!</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:valcyrie:19440 2006-01-07T21:51:09Z 2006-01-07T21:51:09Z KDN <font color="#993399" size="6">This is my Update! Be at pie.</font> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:valcyrie:19050 2005-11-10T06:29:23Z 2005-11-10T06:29:23Z Your name:<br /><br />Take a stab at my middle name :<br /><br />Where did we meet?<br /><br />Do I believe in God?<br /><br />How long have you known me?<br /><br />Do I smoke?<br /><br />What was your first impression of me upon meeting?<br /><br />Color of my eyes:<br /><br />Do I have any siblings?<br /><br />What's one of my favorite things to do?<br /><br />Do you remember one of the first things I said to you?<br /><br />What's my favorite type of music? _<br /><br />Am I shy or out going?<br /><br />Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules?<br /><br />What's your favorite memory of me?<br /><br />Any special talents:<br /><br />If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be?<br /><br /><br />If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring?<br /><br />Am I the kind of person that would stick up for the underdog, or bully?<br /><br />My worst quality?<br /><br />Do I like Coke or Pepsi?<br /><br />Am I liberal, or conservative?<br /><br />Is there an evil twin living in me?<br /><br />If you could change my FIRST name, what name would you chose for me?<br /><br />Why do you think I was placed on this earth?<br /><br />Do I drink alcohol?<br /><br />Whats' your fav. feature about me? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:valcyrie:18712 2005-10-10T18:40:57Z 2005-10-10T18:41:26Z Fairly OddParents. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:valcyrie:18466 2005-09-28T04:49:36Z 2005-09-28T04:49:36Z <p><font color="#ff0000" size="4">What is 3rd Dimensia?</font></p> <p>Additional Dimension Adjustment Disorder, or 3rd Dimensia, is a neurological disorder that strikes the brain and brain related functions of those acclimatizing to improved spatial situations. </p> <p>The telltale symptoms of 3rd Dimensia are befuddlement, soreness, pain, frustration, inactivity, uselessness, confoundation, inability to do things, fear of rooms, and death. Many people ignore these symptoms or mistake them for other, more popular disorders. Left undiagnosed, 3rd Dimensia can cause serious damage to you, your life, or your home.</p> <p>Up until the late 1990s, it was commonly thought that 3rd Dimensia was only a disorder for patients dealing with 2-to-3-dimensional crossover. But today, scientists and doctors know better. Be warned: 3rd Dimensia does not discriminate. It can strike anyone at anytime.</p> <p><a href="http://www.whatisadat.org">http://www.whatisadat.org</a>&nbsp;<font color="#993399" size="5">You will follow the link</font>&lt;---------- <font color="#3366ff" size="5">You will take the test. It is for your own good.</font></p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:valcyrie:17944 2005-08-31T21:13:22Z 2005-08-31T21:18:50Z <p><strong><font color="#ff0000" size="5">Excuse me K mart shoppers there are Jews on isle five.</font></strong></p> <p><strong><font color="#ff0000" size="5"></font></strong>&nbsp;</p> <p><font color="#333333"><a href="http://www.thehebrewhammer.com/">http://www.thehebrewhammer.com/</a>&nbsp; Omg check it out its funny. Oh kiss me you super Semitic stallion.</font></p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:valcyrie:17904 2005-08-27T08:22:26Z 2005-08-27T08:22:26Z <a href="http://www.cyborgname.com"><br /><img src="http://www.cyborgname.com/webimages/governor2k3-OWENMCNEEL.png" width="240" height="180" alt="Operational Wireless Entity Normally for Masterful Calculation, Nocturnal Exploration and Efficient Learning" border="0"></a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:valcyrie:17636 2005-08-26T03:44:10Z 2005-08-26T03:44:10Z You drank our Emperor! <p><font size="6">OMFG!</font><font size="3">&nbsp; I mean jsut dam what the hell is this shit!</font></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p><a href="http://www.gothpunk.com/howtos/how-to-dance-gothic.html">http://www.gothpunk.com/howtos/how-to-dance-gothic.html</a></p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:valcyrie:17315 2005-08-12T03:38:46Z 2005-08-12T03:38:46Z <p><strong><font color="#ff0000" size="7">Blossom!<font size="1">try it and see what happens.</font></font></strong></p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:valcyrie:16930 2005-08-07T21:06:39Z 2005-08-07T21:06:39Z <img src="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b233/valcyrie/squrl.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:valcyrie:16751 2005-08-07T20:49:11Z 2005-08-07T20:49:11Z <img src="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b233/valcyrie/untitled.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:valcyrie:16454 2005-08-04T23:28:06Z 2005-08-04T23:30:13Z <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/raythcael/ThoreChoclketThunder.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:valcyrie:16277 2005-05-21T07:37:02Z 2005-05-21T07:37:02Z <table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" width="600"><tr><td><img src="http://images.quizfarm.com/1115768222yoda.JPG"></td><td> You scored as <b>Yoda</b>. <br><br><table border="0" width="300" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">Yoda</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="78" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">78%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">Obi Wan Kenobi</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="72" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">72%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">Chewbacca</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="61" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">61%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">R2-D2</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="56" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">56%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">Mace Windu</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="44" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">44%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">Anakin Skywalker</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="39" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">39%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">Clone Trooper</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="33" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">33%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">General Grievous</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="33" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">33%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">Padme Amidala</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="33" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">33%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">C-3PO</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="31" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">31%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">Darth Vader</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="25" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">25%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">Emperor Palpatine</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="19" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">19%</font></td></tr>&lt;/td&gt;</tr></table><br><a href="http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=34136">Which Revenge of the Sith Character are you?</a><br><font face="Arial" size="1">created with <a href="http://quizfarm.com">QuizFarm.com</a></font></table> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:valcyrie:16120 2005-05-08T08:24:54Z 2005-05-08T08:24:54Z <table width="400" align="center" border="1" bordercolor="black" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"> <tr><td bgcolor="#66CCFF" align="center"><br /><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style="color:black; font-size: 14pt;"><br /><b>You Are "Kiss"</b></font></td></tr> <tr><td align="center" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><br /><img src="http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/kiss.gif" alt="John Kerry"><br /><br /></td></tr></table><br /><br><br><br /><div align="center"><br /><a href="http://www.blogthings.com/japanese-smiley-quiz.html"> What Japanese Smiley Are You?</a><br /></div> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:valcyrie:15773 2005-05-08T08:16:49Z 2005-05-08T08:16:49Z <table width="400" align="center" border="1" bordercolor="black" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"> <tr><td bgcolor="#66CCFF" align="center"><br /><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style="color:black; font-size: 14pt;"><br /><b>You Are 35% Left Brained, 65% Right Brained</b></font></td></tr> <tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><br /><br /><font color="#000000"><br />The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.<br /><br />Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.<br /><br />If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.<br /><br />Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.<br /><br /><br /><br />The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.<br /><br />Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.<br /><br />If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.<br /><br />Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.<br /><br /></font></td></tr></table><br /><br /><div align="center"><br /><a href="http://www.blogthings.com/rightorleftbrainedquiz/">Are You Right or Left Brained?</a><br /></div> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:valcyrie:15556 2005-05-08T08:06:13Z 2005-05-08T08:06:13Z <table width="400" align="center" border="1" bordercolor="black" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"> <tr><td bgcolor="#66CCFF" align="center"><br /><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style="color:black; font-size: 14pt;"><br /><b>You Are A Good Friend</b></font></td></tr> <tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><br /><br /><center><br /><img src="http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/good-friend.jpg"><br /></center><br /><br /><font color="#000000"><br /><br /><br />You're always willing to listen<br /><br />Or lend a shoulder to cry on<br /><br />You're there through thick and thin<br /><br />Many people consider you their "best friend"!</font></td></tr></table><br /><br /><div align="center"><br /><a href="http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindoffriendareyouquiz/">What Kind of Friend Are You?</a><br /></div> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:valcyrie:15246 2005-05-08T07:58:36Z 2005-05-08T07:58:36Z <table width="400" align="center" border="1" bordercolor="black" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"> <tr><td bgcolor="#66CCFF" align="center"><br /><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style="color:black; font-size: 14pt;"><br /><b>Your Brain is 66.67% Female, 33.33% Male</b></font></td></tr> <tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><br /><br /><font color="#000000"><br />Your brain leans female<br /><br />You think with your heart, not your head<br /><br />Sweet and considerate, you are a giver<br /><br />But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you!</font></td></tr></table><br /><br /><div align="center"><br /><a href="http://www.blogthings.com/genderbrainquiz/">What Gender Is Your Brain?</a><br /></div> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:valcyrie:15065 2005-05-08T07:50:33Z 2005-05-08T08:07:46Z <table width="300" align="center" border="1" bordercolor="black" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"><tr><td align="left" bgcolor="#BAEBFF"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" style="color:black; font-size: 12pt;">To pick up Athena McNeel: <b>Fuck me if I am wrong but you want to kiss me!</b><br /></font></td></tr></table><br><div align="center"><a href="http://www.blogthings.com/pickuplinegenerator.html"><b>Get your own Magic Pick Up Line</b></a></div><br> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:valcyrie:14703 2005-05-08T07:47:38Z 2005-05-08T07:47:38Z <table align="center" border="1" bordercolor="black" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"><tr><td align="left" bgcolor="#C1C1C1"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" style="color:black; font-size: 12pt;">Your Star Wars Masturbation Method Is:<br> <b></b><br /></font></td></tr></table><br><div align="center"><a href="http://www.blogthings.com/starwarsname.html"><b>Get your own Star Wars Masturbation Method</b></a></div><br> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:valcyrie:14460 2005-05-08T07:46:11Z 2005-05-08T07:46:11Z <table align="center" border="1" bordercolor="black" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"><tr><td align="left" bgcolor="#FECFB3"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" style="color:black; font-size: 12pt;">Your Hippie Chick Name is: <b>Mystery</b><br /></font></td></tr></table><br><div align="center"><a href="http://www.blogthings.com/hippiechickname.html"><b>Get your own Hippie Chick Name</b></a></div><br>